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17 Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts

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Admit it… you’ve done this

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Milk is just immature cheese.

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Why aren’t iPhone chargers called ‘Apple juice’?

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Once you have your Ph.D., every meeting becomes a doctor’s appointment.

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If you say “olive juice” it looks like you’re saying “I love you” so don’t say it unless you mean it.

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When I was a kid the phrase “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” never made sense to me… because if I’m eating cake, then it’s probably mine. Who eats someone else’s cake?!

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Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.

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